"If it has four legs and it's not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but it's not an airplane, and if it swims and it's not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." - Prince Philip (Queenie’s Husband)An endless source of entertainment when he steps out into the real world is old Prince Philip. He has just grown up in such a distorted world that he has no idea of what the rest of the world is like and clearly does not care much either.
I think if I could choose someone to have dinner with (besides Ana Ivanovic) I would choose the old codger. Clearly he would be up for more than just a nip of brandy and in no time would be spilling the beans with some incredible stories of what he has witnessed and instigated in his bizarre life so far. Watch him closely over his last few years. He is sure to go down with come more pearlers.