I have super intelligent cousins. One has written a book about being home schooled while living in Botswana and its a cracker. The publishers world wide went mad for the book even though Robs has never written a book before. 'Twenty Chickens For A Saddle' is a hit in the USA and the UK and also available in South Africa.
I think I will school my own children too. I better marry a boffin though as I reckon all they will learn from their Dad is:
- How to cook pasta perfectly,
- How to pass a rugby ball pinpoint over 18m,
- How to dance like a black dude in a white dudes skin,
- What the directions are to The Ledge on Table Mountain,
- The secret of a power nap in any location,
- How to eat a loaf of bread in one sitting,
- The art of stubbornness,
- How to do a head stand,
- How to interrupt others at all costs so as to get your own point across,
- Appreciation of pain and suffering,
- The merits of the Golden Ratio - Phi,
- Why sweetener and many other foods are evil,
- How you can never watch Snatch nor The Big Blue too many times,
- How to see the moon and the sun in just one look!
- Why not to vote,
- That Johnny Wilkinson and Michael Owen are the same person,
- How to put one's mouth over a pint glass,
- How to survive a migraine,
- That Eskimos are really Inuits,
- Father Christmas is real,
- How to put over 100 grapes in your mouth (no not via a bottle of wine),
- The importance of summer rules of no socks no jocks,
- Why not to protest when given a temporary nic name so as to not make it stick,
- The real reason for it all and how to go about making it all worthwhile.
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